Charlie: "For crying out loud Mom. I said not my pants."
Charlie: Mom, I'm not going to college.Mom: Really? Why not? Charlie: They don't have any toys at college. Mom: Well, by the time you go to college, you won't care about your toys. Charlie: Yeah right mom, I'm going to care about my toys my whole life. Even when I'm a dad I'm going to just sit around and play with my toys. Mom: Good luck with that.
Charlie: I'd really like to be an Orphan.
Mom:We can make arrangements.
Charlie: I just need to get out of here for a few days.
Maggie: du dog why u ya followin me? du dog why u ya followin me?
Overheard
Charlie was yelling out of his bedroom window to his friends across the street.
"Hey guys wait right there. I'm coming out to play I just had a little diarrhea accident in my pants so I'm going to change real quick."
Jane: "Mom did you know that when we eat chicken it comes from a chicken?"Mom: "That's right. Where does hamburger come from?"Jane: " I don't know."Mom:"A cow. Where does bacon come from?"Jane: " A pig."Mom: "Wow, good job. How did you know that?"Jane: "The Holy Ghost told me."